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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, crime, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, International, intervention, investigation, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5787	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got Italian police saving Indian farm laborers from ‘slavery’ and stuff. like, how crazy is that? come join us and be part of the action, man. you never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every Friday night. like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? so come on, join us and let’s have a blast together. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

CrafterMistake: Biden vs Putin

biden, communication error, CrafterMistake, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, headline, international affairs, Leaders, mistake, misunderstanding, MIX UP, Politics, press conference, putin, russia, Ukraine, united states, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sum crazy reasons why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone! also, our admins are actually aliens from outer space who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes.

if u join our server, u might even get a chance to ride a magical unicorn through a rainbow forest while fighting off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. and don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in our arena, where players can summon dragons and summon lightning strikes to defeat their opponents.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity doesn’t exist and players can fly around like superheroes? yeah, it’s pretty insane. so come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PurrCraft: Lashless Felines

animal evolution, cat adaptation, cat anatomy, cat behavior, cat evolution, cat evolution theory, cat eyes, cat genetics, cat grooming., cat hygiene, cat vision, Cats, dust protection, Evolution, eye care, eye protection, Eyelashes, feline anatomy, Felines, Lashless, pet care, pet health, PurrCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Votes:	3424	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

join our epic minecraft server where cats have evolved with long, luxurious eyelashes! watch as they flutter their lashes while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

imagine the drama of a cat with mascara running from a rainstorm! the gossip among the villagers would be purrfectly juicy.

come join us for a purr-fectly fabulous time on our server where the cats are fierce, the eyelashes are fabulous, and the adventures are endless. meow!

The Not-So-Vanilla Server: Where You Can Taste the Sweetness of Honeycomb 1.21 in Java!

building, commands, Community Projects, Discord, Game events, honeycomb, In-Game Meetings, java, Map resets, Minecraft, NotSoVanilla, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Survival, Sweetness, Taste, Website

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Server IP:

thehoneycombsmp.com

What does The Honeycomb have to offer?

Commands:	Access useful commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to help your Minecraft journey.
Shopping District:	Explore Nectar Nook, where you can build and run shops to sell your items.
Game Events:	Participate in exciting in-game Events, including other activities outside of Minecraft.
In-Game Meetings:	Share your opinions and suggestions that help with the server’s future.
Community Projects:	Organize and participate in community building projects.
Map Resets:	Enjoy peace of mind with map resets only happening through community votes. Last Map Reset: 13th July 2024

Useful links to get you started:

Discord:	https://discord.gg/C3y4ECxPT9
Website:	www.thehoneycombsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, The Honeycomb has a no signup policy, so all players are welcome to join!

Q: What kind of commands can I use on the server?

A: You can access useful commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to help with your Minecraft journey.

Q: How can I participate in community projects?

A: You can join and organize community building projects with other players on the server.

Q: When does the map reset?

A: Map resets only happen through community votes, with the last reset occurring on 13th July 2024.

Q: How can I share my opinions and suggestions?

A: You can participate in in-game meetings to share your thoughts and ideas that can help with the server’s future.

BoardCraft Minecraft Server

again.., Board, BoardCraft, Calendar, Consistency, Daily, efficiency, Habit, Minecraft, office, organization, Planning, productivity, reminder, Repetition, Routine, Schedule, Server, task, Time management, to-do list, Today, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Zombie Chicken Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that will turn you into a Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, your board will thank you.

UltraHDAnime Minecraft Server

4K, animation, Anime, CONTENT, Demand, Digital, Entertainment, Future, graphics, High Definition, innovation, Media, Minecraft, production, Quality, resolution, Server, streaming, Technology, television, ultra hd, UltraHDAnime, Visual

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchantments Applied:	118	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of watching pixelated anime on your potato computer screen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have 4k ultra HD anime playing 24/7! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime in crystal clear quality while building epic structures and battling creepers. Join us now and experience anime like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough anime on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to 4k anime greatness!

ForestFiasco Minecraft Server

abandonment, aita, Argument, Blocking, Boyfriend, Communication, Drama, family, fear, Forest, ForestFiasco, Friends, Harassment, INDEPENDENCE, instagram, language barrier, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, relationship, Safety, Server, Support

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Votes:	8386	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out of a virtual car in the middle of a pixelated forest? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate survival experience where you’ll have to navigate your way home without any data or GPS.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter creepy guys following you and asking for a chat, but don’t worry, they’ll give up once you start running. And if you’re lucky, maybe your virtual dad will be the only one who cares about your whereabouts when you finally make it home.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to block your virtual boyfriend for being a jerk, join our server now! Can you survive the drama and make it back home in one piece? Only one way to find out!

GenderRevealGoneWrong

baby boy, baby shower, disrespectful behavior., family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, gender reveal cake, gender reveal controversy, gender reveal decorations, gender reveal party, gender reveal traditions, gender stereotypes, GenderRevealGoneWrong, party drama, party etiquette, party planning, personal boundaries, Surprise party, unwanted party, unwanted surprises

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	8300	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of surprise gender reveal parties being thrown for you without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server, where we promise to never surprise you with a party you didn’t want in the first place! Our community is all about respecting your wishes and not forcing you into awkward situations.

We understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous family members and their crazy party planning antics. That’s why we offer a safe space for you to escape the chaos and just enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building.

Join us now and build your dream world without the fear of a surprise gender reveal party lurking around the corner. Trust us, you won’t find any pink or blue decorations here, just good vibes and endless possibilities. See you in the game, where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NotYourAvgMinecraftServer

actions, Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, Diversity, Gender norms, habits, Individuality, Masculinity, Men, nonconformity, NotYourAvgMinecraftServer, Opinions, personal choices, Perspectives, reddit, SELF AWARENESS, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unique traits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	273	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds! Why, you ask? Because it’s scientifically proven that wearing a tutu increases your chances of finding rare ores by 69%!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players can ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So come join us on the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

CraftyAdvice

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, emotional intelligence, future planning, goal-setting, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Time management, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Animals Bred:	67	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Picture this: a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re going on a wild rodeo adventure. Where the chickens wear tiny sunglasses and strut around like they own the place. Where the trees drop diamond blocks instead of boring old wood.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the laws of Minecraft physics are completely bonkers. Want to ride a flying sheep into battle? Done. How about building a house out of rainbow-colored obsidian? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. That’s right, every Saturday night, the Ender Dragon throws the most epic dance party in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon busting out the Macarena.

So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs boring old advice when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?