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BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	8758
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Animals Bred:	156
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

revelationmc.net

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

66.179.22.200

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!