based retard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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CraftyLifeChanger

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Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself embroiled in an epic quest to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who knew that one small choice could lead to such epic adventures? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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NukeCraftWars – Defend Ukraine’s Power!

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we protect ukraine’s power sector from russia’s attacks by building insane nuclear facilities in kyiv! u get to be a superhero and save the day while crafting and mining like a pro! plus, the explosions are so lit, it’s like a fireworks show every day! come join us and be a nuclear warrior, because who needs peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft!

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DreamBlinkerCraft

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Yo, listen up! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and suddenly found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for our player fought bravely and emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just a taste of the epic adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and blink in a dream like you’ve never blinked before!

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Flyin’ High on Love

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COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MALE FRUIT FLIES WHO WILL CHOOSE SEX OVER SAFETY!

imagine flying around the server, trying to avoid danger but getting distracted by all the hot fruit fly action happening around you. these flies are so into their courtship and sex that they don’t even care about getting hurt.

join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of fruit fly love and try to survive the madness. who knows, you might even find yourself getting caught up in the romance and forgetting about all the dangers lurking around every corner.

so come on over and experience the thrill of male fruit flies choosing sex over safety on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. you won’t regret it (probably)!

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JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the DJs.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the wackiness begin!

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BauCraft SMP – Baubau’s FUWAMOCO Adventures

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a never-ending after party, where the only rule is to have a good time and cause some mayhem.

Join us for epic streams where our players build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and just generally goof around. From 3D debuts to karaoke sessions, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

But the real reason you should join? Our players are like no other – they’re a mix of talented musicians, artists, and all-around hilarious individuals. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure waiting to be discovered.

So come on, jump into the madness and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild world.

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CraftyCopsAssist

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make tough decisions like a boss? Look no further than our server, where you can play as a mid level manager facing off against police officers with riot shields and rifles!

Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between letting the police storm your workspace or luring a wanted employee into custody. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and dramatic?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and lighthearted activities for you to enjoy after you’ve made your tough decisions. So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to be a leader in the face of danger!

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MovieMagic Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in a dark cave, only to stumble upon a hidden underground village filled with friendly villagers who offer to trade you rare items in exchange for your dirt blocks? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing massive PvP battles with llamas as mounts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cheese. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy mysteries and become the ultimate cheese warrior?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your very own Minecraft movie moment!

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GymCraft2021

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Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Do you want to be the buffest player in the game? Join our server and get swole AF by mining diamonds and slaying creepers! Our gym-themed server will have you bench pressing blocks and squatting to build the biggest structures. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a personal trainer waiting to help you reach your ultimate gains! So what are you waiting for? Get your virtual muscles pumping and join us today!

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RuskiCraft: Low Imports, High Shenanigans

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hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.

we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).

we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).

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