based retard – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.
Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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BlockBuddies Minecraft Server
adoption, baby names, BlockBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional impact, family name, family tradition, generations, hurt feelings, infertility, Minecraft, naming traditions, parents, PCOS, Pregnancy, PRESSURE, Server, sibling rivalry, sister, Tribe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block building! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own family legacy without any pressure.
Imagine a world where you can name your virtual baby whatever you want, without any interference from pesky relatives. No more family pressure to carry on a generations-old name – here, you can name your creations after your favorite snack if you want!
And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can even confront virtual versions of your parents in-game for their disrespectful behavior. Let out all your frustrations in a safe and blocky environment, without worrying about causing any real-life stress to your pregnant sister.
So come join us on our server, where you can build, explore, and create your own family legacy – no drama required!

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CraftyCouple33-36HurtFeelings
anger management, Communication Issues, couple arguments, couple disagreements, CraftyCouple3336HurtFeelings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, handling conflict, hurt feelings, long distance love, long-distance relationship, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, relationship advice, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, resolving conflicts, Self-expression, understanding boundaries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of long distance relationships and get lost in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your way to happiness, away from touchy partners and misunderstandings.
Forget about arguing over drinks and group calls, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Who needs a partner who gets angry over silly things when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
Join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your favorite meme. And hey, if your partner starts talking about marriage ultimatums, just tell them you’re already married to the game!

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AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
ANNOYING, annoying character, annoying characters, annoying fictional character, annoying fictional creations, annoying fictional figures, annoying fictional personalities, annoying personalities, annoying personalities in fiction, annoying personalities in literature, AnnoyingAF, fictional annoyances, fictional character, fictional characters, irritating characters, irritating fictional character, least favorite character, Minecraft, most annoying, most annoying character, most annoying fictional character, smp
Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

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FrySauceCraft
Alternatives, condiment alternatives, condiments, creativity, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dipping, fast food, Flavors, Food, french fries, Fries, FrySauceCraft, Meals, Options, potato dishes, Preferences, Sauce, SNACKS, substitutes, Taste
Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!
Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
biden, Conflict Resolution, Creepercraft, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, long-range cruise missiles, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, national security, nato alliance, Open, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Sending, Server, strategic decision making, Ukraine
come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

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CorpseCrafters
Accountability, China, CorpseCrafters, Corruption, cover up, crime, dead bodies, Ethics, Fires, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal sale, investigation, Justice, Lawyer, Legal System, organ trafficking, scandal, transparency, whistle-blower, whistleblowing
join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

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RoboCraftGalaxy
advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, design, digital transformation, Evolution, exponential growth, Future, futuristic, innovation, intelligent machines, machine intelligence, machine learning, RoboCraftGalaxy, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, self improvement, self-replicating machines, Technology, Universe
so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.
join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.
who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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EthicsExposedMC
Academic Fraud, academic integrity, academic misconduct, Academic Scandal, Accountability, data manipulation, Ethics, EthicsExposedMC, fraud, French Institute, investigation, misconduct, research, Research Ethics, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Sleuths, transparency, violations, Whistleblowers
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.
Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.
So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

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PublicLifestealSMP
Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted
PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.
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EveCraft Minecraft Server
Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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