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Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	130	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Votes:	4683	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	5072
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	86554
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.