🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7052 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9931 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!