Bart’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Dimension Hops:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	5106	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Items Found:	4113

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5711
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	3563	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

A Cookie for Mew, Aboard, Abyssal Refrain, alg, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Chapayev, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, comet, CraftyShipmates, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, express, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Joffre Memory, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Sakura Empire event, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

coping mechanisms, Crafty, Distract, distractions, EGirl, emotional well being, Escape, letting go, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, Obsession, personal growth, positive thinking, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-control, Server, social media, stop thinking, Therapy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7981	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

CraftyNorsemen

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!