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FunkCraft Minecraft Server

Cringejak, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, FunkCraft, Funkin Crew, game discussions, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Pomnsaka, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	736	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	90	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Friday Night Funkin’ dance battles. Winner gets a diamond sword! 2. Our server is guarded by a pack of wild Tankmen who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. 3. We have a Pico-themed rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. 4. Our server is haunted by the ghosts of Madness characters, but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. 5. Every month is Spooky Month on our server, so get ready for some spooktacular events and challenges.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the Friday Night Funkin’ madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

10. Analyzing situations, 11. Making tough decisions, 12. Ethical decision making, 13. Decision making skills, 14. Problem solving strategies, 15. Decision making framework, 16. Ethical dilemmas, 17. Decision making techniques, 18. Problem solving approach, 19. Decision making tools, 2. Problem solving, 20. Decision making model, 3. Critical thinking, 4. Dilemma, 5. Ethics, 6. Conflict resolution, 7. Moral dilemma, 8. Tough choices, 9. Decision making process, CraftyCraze, Decision making, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of power! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fly on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like synchronized swimming and extreme sheep herding. The winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow-colored wool and a pet unicorn!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can journey to the Nether realm, where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a magical bacon sword that can slice through anything like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

FoodieFiasco Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, Boundaries, child, Communication, dietary preferences, Expectations, feta cubes, Food, FoodieFiasco, Friend, houmous, Hummus, lunch, mealtime, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, picky eater, Server, snack, VEGETABLES, Worcestershire sauce

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as Worcestershire sauce on houmous? Look no further, my friends! Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected combinations just like this epic tale of houmous gone wrong.

Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.

But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!

KidCreeperKarma

ACCUSATION, anger, Boundaries, Cats, child behavior, childfree, Communication, discipline, family, Guilt, keepsakes, KidCreeperKarma, Kids, late 30s, missing items, parenting, reality check, sentimental, SIL, vacation, Wedding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of kids messing with your sentimental stuff? Do you want a childfree haven where your precious wedding flowers and middle school friend’s bracelet are safe from sticky fingers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.

But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Authenticity, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Insecurity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, masculinity norms, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-perception, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mines Excavated:	3760

Are you tired of being judged for liking things that aren’t considered “manly”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things that make you unique, whether it’s your love for pastel-colored blocks or your secret obsession with building flower gardens.

Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!

GenZCraft: MissedOutOnGeocities

cyber nostalgia, cyber world, digital archaeology, digital era, early internet, forgotten websites, gen z, GenZCraft, internet exploration, internet history, internet relics, missed out, MissedOutOnGeocities, Nostalgia, obsolete platforms, online culture, retro internet, vintage websites, virtual communities, web browsing, Website

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Remember those days when the internet was a wild west of creativity and chaos? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those glory days! Join us for a chance to experience the nostalgia of early internet culture while building epic creations with your fellow players.

On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.

So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!

MapleCraft: Attack of the Ex-Envoy

Accountability, Attack, Canada, Challenges, Defense, Democracy, democratic values, election integrity, ex-China envoy, ExEnvoy, foreign influence, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MapleCraft, national security, NSICOP report, political interference, safeguarding democracy, Threats, transparency

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz our democracy is, like, under attack…in Minecraft! ex-China envoy, like, totally warned us after some crazy report from NSICOP. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save Canada’s democracy, one block at a time! plus, we have, like, the best parties and the most epic build battles. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

BlockyBlast

BlockyBlast, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional well being, Happiness, Inner child, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-nurturing, younger selves

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

bedrock, Community Events, cross-platform, Custom, Custom Gear, Discord, Events, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Lobster Pots, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Pots, Quests, Resets, server ip, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, Surviving, Weekly Challenges, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

PerfectClone Minecraft Server

CLONE, Consciousness, Decision making, eternal happiness, ethical choice, ethical dilemma, existentialism, forever.., hypothetical scenario, Identity, IMMORTALITY, Kys, Life after death., Minecraft, morality, perfect life, PerfectClone, personal values, philosophical question, self-sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, thought experiment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?