🔥Barstool Goalie Challenge Minecraft Servers

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	182	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	983	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7555	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3691	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magic Items Found:	8984	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	New Chunks Explored:	24276

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	4177
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!