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BadAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchantments Applied:	144
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	185	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5298	Ores Mined:	7142
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

holy.deadtime.site

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6749	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	958790
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!