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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7236 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!