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Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Votes:	5743	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that if you find the golden cinnamon bear statue hidden deep within the caves, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic virtual VTuber awards ceremony ever seen in the Minecraft universe. You can vote for your favorite virtual idols and watch as they battle it out in epic virtual battles for the title of VTuber champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have AI-generated art that will blow your mind. Our AI wrangling anons have created some of the most mind-blowing designs you’ve ever seen, from pixelated masterpieces to futuristic creations that will leave you speechless.

So come join us on the Cinnamon Bear Anniversary Edition Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the treasures are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

The Alpha SMP – Collared Human Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
New Chunks Explored:	320589	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where human males dominate anthros and other creatures in a variety of scenarios! It’s like a wild jungle out there, with stories and projects that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join us for the “Helluva Mindbreak” chapter 2, where things get even crazier than before. Or how about “Curiosity and Cat,” a tale that will have you questioning your own feline instincts.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into “Pythagas” chapters 1-10 for a rollercoaster of emotions, or try your hand at the “Murder Mystery CYOA” where you’ll be on the edge of your seat trying to solve the crime.

And if that’s not enough, join us for “Neon Dream of Organic Toys” where the toys come to life in ways you never imagined. Or maybe “Cold Blooded Dairy” is more your style, a story that will have you laughing and crying all at once.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild world of dominance and chaos!

CarthCraft

CarthCraft, Chest Shops, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, European, Geopolitical, History, Minecraft, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Special items, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

We are a European Geopolitical server with a focus on history and politics.

We have a dynmap, discord, economy, chest shops, towny, and a couple special items 🙂

carthcraft.dedimc.io:25569

TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!