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BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8097
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	271
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	4275	New Chunks Explored:	236981
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?