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Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2340	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	151	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Star Shards Collected:	282	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6365	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	917
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

ForgetMeNotCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

PagerPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Towns Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

CraftyUkrainians

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Corpse Detection System

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Shadow garden SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

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