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GirlGetters Minecraft Server

communication barriers, cross-border relationships, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, finding love, Gender Roles, GirlGetters, global dating, international dating, love, love across borders, Minecraft, modern dating, rejection, relationships, romance, Server, social expectations, societal norms, traditional values, why can’t we get the girl

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in your own country? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be swimming in virtual girlfriends in no time! Our pixelated paradise is filled with eligible pixel ladies just waiting for someone to build them a virtual castle. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?

Join our server now and start building your love life, block by block! You’ll never have to worry about rejection again because in our world, everyone is just a pickaxe swing away from finding true love. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find pixelated romance in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

ProbablyTotallyNotSuspicious Semi-Vanilla SMP 1.20.4 LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Whitelist Fabric Java

[Dragon Fights], 1.20.4, 20 TPS, custom events, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fabric, hermitcraft, High tech modpacks, Inclusive Community, java, LGBTQ, Modded mini seasons, North America, ProbablyTotallyNotSuspicious, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, snowy adventures, Suggestion forums, Ticket Systems, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Apply here:	https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7
Information	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an inclusive and welcoming community for all members.
Features	Servers hosted in North America, with constant 20 TPS Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums Ticket systems, answered immediately Diamond economy, no shop plugins Organized Dragon Fights and events
Discord	Joining the Discord is required for server whitelist, but a Discord Member role is available for non-players.
Mini Seasons	Custom modded mini seasons hosted between main seasons, lasting around a month.

FAQ:

How do I apply to join the TotallyNotSuspicious server?

To apply for the server, please visit this Discord link and follow the application process.

What kind of events and activities are organized on the server?

Some of the events and activities organized on the server include organized Dragon Fights, mini seasons with custom modpacks, and various community events.

Is the server community inclusive and welcoming to all players?

Yes, TotallyNotSuspicious prides itself on creating an environment where every member is welcome with open arms, and no one is judged based on their background or skills.

Are there any special features or plugins on the server?

The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not use shop plugins. It also has features like Discord to Minecraft chat integration and a ticket system for immediate response to player queries.

Is joining the Discord server mandatory to play on the TotallyNotSuspicious server?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required for whitelist approval on the Minecraft server. However, a Discord Member role is available for those who are not interested in playing but would like to chat with the community.

SubCultCraft Minecraft Server

adolescent psychology, bad behavior, conformity, cringe, cultural identity, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, group dynamics, Men, Minecraft, peer pressure, Rebellion, Server, social groups, societal expectations, societal norms, SubCultCraft, subcultures, teenage angst, teenagers, toxic behavior, Women, youth culture

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with subcultures that make you cringe? Look no further, because our server is a subculture-free zone! That’s right, no more cringey teenagers ruining your gaming experience. And guess what? Our server is mostly filled with men because they know how to keep it cool and drama-free. Join us for a wild ride of epic builds, hilarious adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Say goodbye to the cringe and hello to the fun – join our server now!

CraftyKaela’s Minecraft Server

autistic, Commission, Cool, covers, CraftyKaelas, cute, debut, Earnest, fanarts, HoloH3ro, HoloID, Kaela Kovalskia, Kaenglish dictionary, Lore, merch, Minecraft, Music, MV, original song, Pejuang Senja, pixiv, Schizophrenic, Server, twitter

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with our cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – Kaela’s original songs are so fire that they’ll literally set your Minecraft world ablaze. And her covers? They’re so epic that even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear of joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with so much meme-worthy content that you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off. From Kaela’s Kaenglish dictionary to her crazy fanarts, there’s never a dull moment here.

So come on, join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CastioCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, CastioCraft, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

The owner of the CastioCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.57:25987

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character analysis, Character development, emotional depth, intelligence, Introspective, introverted, LONER, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, personality traits, Quiet, reclusive, Reserved, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Shy.., ShyCraft, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6009
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Towns Built:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is perfect for all you shy, introverted, and reclusive players out there! Why? Because we believe that only the most socially awkward players are truly the most intelligent. Just like in anime, where the quiet ones always turn out to be the smartest. So if you want to show off your big brain while building epic structures, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your hidden genius powers and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

KinoCraft: Epic Story Minecraft Server

Captivating, character-driven, Cinematic, Compelling, deep storytelling, dramatic, emotional, Engaging, Epic, games, Immersive, immersive gameplay, INTENSE, Interactive, interactive storytelling, kino story, KinoCraft, Minecraft, narrative, player choice, plot twists, rich world-building, Server, Story, Story-Driven, Thought-provoking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and epic adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potato power (and who wouldn’t want that?). But beware, the path is fraught with danger, from killer bunnies to exploding sheep – you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of “Hot Potato” where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wackiness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

CraftyWatDo Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Communication, coping, CraftyWatDo, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, MINOR, moving on, parenting, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self esteem, Server, Support, teenagers, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2858	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by your Minecraft villagers because they think you’re too old? Well, fear not! Join our server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, even if your minor doesn’t like you anymore!

We have a special “Grumpy Villager Therapy” program where you can work through your issues with those pesky villagers who keep giving you the side-eye. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will help you navigate through your feelings and come out stronger on the other side.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination and become the ultimate llama overlord. Just watch out for the sneaky sheep spies who are trying to foil their plans!

So come join us on our server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and embracing your inner Minecraft weirdo. Who needs validation from minors when you can have a llama army at your command?

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

attractiveness, beauty standards, blackpill, blocktopia, Confidence, DATING, genetics, handsome, hard work, height, jacked, MANLET, Masculinity, men’s success, Minecraft, physical appearance, relationships, self improvement, Server, societal standards, Tall, Ugly, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most genetically gifted players thrive! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, it’s all about being tall and handsome.

Our players have reported a 200% increase in success with virtual women, all thanks to their natural attractiveness. Ugly manlets need not apply, because on our server, only the most beautiful players reign supreme.

Join us now and experience a world where looks are everything and hard work is for losers. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got good genes? Come join the genetically superior players on our server and see why being tall and handsome is the key to success in Minecraft!

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

anal sex, anal/アナル, BlockyBooty, cultural taboo, hentai, hygiene, Japan, long tail tags, Minecraft, national, old men, Perception, porn industry, Ratio, representation, Server, societal norms, taboo, tags, unhygienic, vaginal sex, weird

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal sex of Minecraft servers – weird, unhygienic, and only for the true connoisseurs!

In our server, we have a special “anal” section where you can explore the depths of the underworld (literally) and discover hidden treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your pants too).

Join us and be a part of a community that embraces the weird and the wild. Who needs vanilla when you can have anal-lla? So come on, dive in deep and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure unlike any other!