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CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3947	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	2028	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	215800
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3736
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6948	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	134
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!