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CompliMinecraft: “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!”

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s our resident expert on all things Minecraft and he’s not afraid to shower you with the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of parkour. Trust us, you’ve never seen parkour like this before – it involves jumping through flaming hoops while riding a llama dressed as a clown.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be complimented by a pig and challenge a unicorn to a parkour race!

BankofCraft19

19, banking sector, BankofCraft19, central bank, economic indicators, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, inflation, interest rate hike, interest rates, market trends, monetary policy, policy decisions, Raises Rates, russia, Russian ruble, Ticks Up

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server where the central bank is run by a bunch of russian bears who raise rates to 19% every time someone tries to build a house out of inflation ticks. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of excitement! plus, where else can you say you’ve been part of a virtual economy run by bears? join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a bear yourself. who knows, anything is possible in this crazy server!

Baby Brain Emo Gear

5 months old, babies, baby, Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain mapping, brain research, cognitive processing, early childhood, emo, emotional response, emotions processing, Gear, Headgear, infant behavior, infant development, infant psychology, neuroscience, prefrontal cortex, Social Interaction, social situations, social stimuli, wearable brain imaging

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join our epic minecraft server and activate your prefrontal cortex like never before! our server is so lit, even babies are getting in on the action with their brain imaging headgear. watch as they process social stimuli and become the ultimate gamers at just 5 months old. who needs pacifiers when you can have diamond swords? come join the fun and see what all the baby brain hype is about!

What is the IP for Thort ChomReang ថតចម្រៀង Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Thort ChomReang is a Cambodian singer known for his unique vocal style and charismatic stage presence. With a passion for traditional Cambodian music, he has gained a strong following both in his home country and internationally. Thort ChomReang continues to delight audiences with his powerful performances and innovative approach to blending modern and traditional Cambodian music styles.

What are Minecraft servers like Eternals ?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6122	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Some Minecraft servers similar to Eternals include:

1. DivineWoods: This server offers a custom survival experience with unique features such as custom biomes, dungeons, and quests. Players can also enjoy a friendly community and regular events.

2. MagmaMC: MagmaMC is a Spanish-speaking server known for its custom features and immersive gameplay. With features like jobs, economy, and custom items, players can enjoy a one-of-a-kind experience similar to Eternals.

3. SkyRealms: A server focused on skyblock gameplay, SkyRealms offers a unique twist on the traditional survival experience. Players can team up with friends, complete challenges, and build their own floating islands in the sky.

4. ArkhamNetwork: This server offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with unique features like custom enchants and player-run economies. With frequent updates and a dedicated community, players can enjoy a similar experience to Eternals on ArkhamNetwork.

Whether you’re looking for a custom survival experience, skyblock gameplay, or unique features like superpowers and custom items, these Minecraft servers offer comparable experiences to Eternals. Join one today and discover a new favorite server to call home.

mc.eternals.top

SlimeCrew

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, new features, Server, SlimeCrew, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

Alathra, Brewing, considered, culture, Custom Mobs, Custom Nether, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Excellent, Fishing, Friends, Griefing, guild, Hermit, Heroes, House, Lore, Mountain, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, Religion, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5947	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

animal, Bear, bears, black bear, brown bear, Certainty, Choice, decision, Furry, Grizzly, mammal, Minecraft, Nature, option, polar bear, Preference, selection, Server, unquestionable, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3689

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	1656	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!