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KoKLand | Minecraft server Minecraft server

activities, Community, Friends, KoKLand, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Survival, visit us

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	129
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crops Grown:	6649
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Want to survive in minecraft with friends? This server is the best place for it!

Responsive administrationGood communityThere is always something to do

Come visit us!

n4.joinserver.xyz:25661

PixelPurge Minecraft Server

Addictive, ban porn, Child predators, child welfare, crime, First Amendment, free speech, illicit drug, Mandate for Leadership, Minecraft, misogynistic exploiters, outlawed, PixelPurge, pornography, Project 2025, property rights, psychologically destructive, Server, sexual liberation, sexualization of children, transgender ideology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5507	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Crops Grown:	9200	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as any illicit drug? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky pornography and focus on building the ultimate blocky empire.

Join us and leave those child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women in the dust! Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity without any of that psychological destruction nonsense.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build the most epic Minecraft world together! Just remember, no room for pornography here, only pure blocky fun.

Marigold’s SMP Adventures: KevinOwensInJapan

Adventures, community involvement, E-Chads, Entertainment, fan support, friendship, International, Japan, Japan tour, Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens fan, KevinOwensInJapan, little sister, Marigolds, Marigolds concert, Marigolds show, professional wrestling, Sisterhood, smp, Support, support local artists, travel, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2844
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera starring Kevin Owens and Marigold! Our new little sister, E-Chads, is causing chaos and we need your help to keep her in line. Who knows what kind of shenanigans she’ll get into next? Join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even become a part of the craziness yourself!

BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8287
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	29

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	1654	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!