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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to settle the most pointless arguments in the most epic way possible! Have you ever argued with someone about whether cats or dogs are better in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can settle it once and for all with a PvP battle between a team of cats and a team of dogs! Winner gets bragging rights and a diamond crown to wear around the server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because why not! And if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the bunker, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden carrots and a pet parrot that can rap like Eminem.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even end up in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and the only way to settle it is with a TNT cannon duel! It’s all in good fun, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wacky shenanigans!
