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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	2150	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ores Mined:	6752	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Items Found:	2342
New Chunks Explored:	883433	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Votes:	3579	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4085
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	7429	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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