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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3983
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Animals Bred:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Animals Bred:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Votes:	5173	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magic Items Found:	6213	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Farms Harvested:	782
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	63
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3379
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!