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PleasureCraftMC

enjoyment, everyday pleasures, Happiness, hidden delights, joy, little things, overlooked joys, overlooked pleasures, Pleasure, PleasureCraftMC, satisfaction, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small pleasures, subtle joys, underappreciated joys, Underrated, underrated experiences, unexpected delights

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7110
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most underestimated pleasure of all time – mining for diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic llamas in all of Minecraft land, and they are waiting for you to hop on their backs and embark on a wild adventure through our custom-built diamond mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some killer moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can ride llamas in top hats and party with Herobrine?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3005
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	2859
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	670
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	158
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Towns Built:	2
Votes:	4616	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	124	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	156	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	2712
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	6295
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3582
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!