Join us for epic battles where your strength and size will be put to the test. Take on other players in PvP matches that will leave you sweating and laughing at the same time. Show off your impressive builds that will make other players green with envy.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the biggest and burliest players are allowed. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures and rare items waiting to be discovered by those brave enough to venture into the depths.
So why wait? Join /gmg/ today and unleash your inner gay musclegut in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.
Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of pigs banded together and took over the entire server, declaring themselves the rulers of the land. Now, players must navigate through a world where pigs call the shots and bacon is the currency of choice.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join us on /bara/ and show those power-hungry pigs who’s boss. Build epic structures, battle fierce pig warriors, and maybe even forge alliances with the rebellious cows and sheep who seek to overthrow their swine overlords.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /bara/ – Total Pigger Supremacy Edition and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Who knew pigs could be so entertaining?
Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.
If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!
Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.
Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the dancers? Or maybe you’re interested in our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots buried deep within our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. 😉🦄🎉 #FurryVN #MinecraftMadness
Why should you join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where you can discuss everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese, human MC, and anthro MC all in one place? It’s a furry paradise!
Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are so worth playing, you’ll never want to leave your computer again. And guess what? Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so let your creativity run wild!
But beware, the last thread got so wild that it had to be archived. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.
But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!
Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?
So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!
Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.
But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.
| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
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| Version | 1.21.3 |
Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.
Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!
While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!
You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR
Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com
Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website. |
| Can I join the server with any Minecraft version? | We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla. |
| How can I report a cheater on the server? | If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions. |
| Are there any specific building projects or events on the server? | We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities. |
Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
and, get this, we got this player, Emily Damari, who says she got held hostage by Hamas at UN facilities. like, what even is that? but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s ruling the server with an iron fist.
so, if you wanna join in on all the wackiness and adventure, come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be bored, like, ever.
