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Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

aryans”, Balto-Slavic, Balto-Slavic speakers, common language, Frederik Kortlandt, HOMELAND, Indo-European homeland, Indo-Europeans, kneel, Language, Migrations, Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European homeland, Proto-Indo-European speakers, smp, speakers, Territory, trve, TRVE aryans

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Potions Brewed:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Star Shards Collected:	265
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	278
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Animals Bred:	119
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

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