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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4912 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 9359 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8359 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
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So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!