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WorkplaceNSFW – Minecraft SMP

adult content, boundary-pushing, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, Minecraft, NSFW, office, risky behavior, scandalous, smp, taboo, unprofessional, work, workplace behavior, workplace boundaries, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace guidelines, workplace misconduct, workplace professionalism, workplace standards, WorkplaceNSFW

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3624	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos goes down. We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, hold impromptu strip mining competitions, and even start a full-blown llama rebellion against the oppressive sheep overlords. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things can get NSFW real quick. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

FutureJobCraft

advanced professions, cutting-edge professions, emerging professions, forward-thinking jobs, future jobs, FutureJobCraft, futuristic careers, innovative roles, job trends, modern vocations, next-gen work, niche jobs, non-traditional roles, out-of-the-box careers, specialized fields, strange careers, unconventional jobs, unique occupations, unusual work, upcoming occupations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with the same old professions? Well, look no further because our server is bringing you the professions of the future!

Join our server and become a professional Virtual Reality Architect, designing the most mind-blowing virtual worlds that will make players question reality itself. Or how about becoming a Quantum Mechanic, manipulating the very fabric of space and time to create epic structures and contraptions that defy the laws of physics?

But wait, there’s more! Become a Crypto Miner and mine for digital currency in the depths of the Minecraft world, making virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Or become a Biohacker and genetically engineer your own Minecraft creatures, creating new species that will dominate the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve with these wacky professions that will soon become a reality!

BlockyButtCureNoSurg

BlockyButtCureNoSurg, cancer care, Cancer management, Cancer prevention, cancer recurrence, Cancer risk management, Cancer surgery, Cancer surgery alternatives, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, colorectal cancer, Medical Treatment, Minimally invasive treatment, non surgical treatment, oncology, Rectal cancer, Rectal cancer treatment, Recurrence risk, surgery, Treatment, tumor recurrence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	5979	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

So like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta mine and craft and stuff? Well on this server, we got a special treatment for u if u get rectal cancer. We got this magic potion that reduces the risk of it coming back without u needing surgery. How crazy is that? Join our server and never worry about your butt again! Plus, we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure. Join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Community, culture, current events, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Global, indian hate, jewish activity, Mainstream, marginalized groups, MatzahCraft, media coverage, Minecraft, minority rights, Religion, Server, Social Issues, social justice, tolerance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Animals Bred:	107
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

Anime, Characters, COSPLAY, creative writing, crossover, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Gaming, JRPG Characters, JRPGs, JRPGWarrior, Masters, meets, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, servants, smp, storytelling, type moon, video games, Visual Novel Characters, visual novels, VisualNovelMaster

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Gifts4Grief

America, appreciate, bulky, collect, dusty, expensive, Forgotten, Gesture, Gifts, Gifts4Grief, Happy, leather, mention, mint condition, Phone, sister, Surprise, ungrateful, unnecessary items, Visiting, wallet

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	4272
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ores Mined:	3072
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

anti-depressants, antidepressants, anxiety, coping, depression, emotional health, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, mood, pharmaceuticals, PillPopper420, Prescription, Psychiatry, serotonin, side effects, smp, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

CraftyApocalypse

Apocalypse, armageddon, asteroid impact, catastrophic event, civilization collapse, climate change, cosmic event, CraftyApocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, extinction event, global catastrophe, human extinction, mass extinction, nuclear war, pandemic, planetary destruction, societal collapse, technological singularity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

bombs, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Crisis, danger, environmental disaster, Houthi, instability, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, oil spill, rebels, red, Red Sea, sabotage, sea, SECURITY, Tanker, Tension, Terrorism, threat, Video, War, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

ArcticAntibioticsCraft

actinobacteria, antibiotic candidates, antibiotic discovery, antibiotic resistance, Arctic, ArcticAntibioticsCraft, bioactive compounds, bioprospecting, cold environment, discovery, drug development, effective antibiotics, global health crisis, marine microorganisms, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, natural products, new antibiotics, pharmaceuticals, potential sources, research

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Love Letters Sent:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!