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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#workout, advice, baitposting, cross-dresser, crossdressing, cuteboy, CuteBoysMC, Femboy, femboy guide, fit, Gay, lewd, lonely, Minecraft, research, self-care, Server, tagmap, Thread, trap, twink, Ultimate, weight loss

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server for Twinks, Traps, Femboys, Cross-Dressers, Cuteboys, and Gays! Our server is like a rainbow in the sky, filled with sparkles, rainbows, and unicorns.

Join us for the ultimate noob op hole edition, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons in the most fabulous way possible.

Our server is a safe space for all cute and lewd things, where you can discuss self-care tips, share pics of yourself in your most fabulous outfits, and even put yourself on our tagmap to find your fellow fabulous friends.

Ignore the haters and baiters, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, slip into your most glamorous armor, and let’s build a world where everyone is free to be their fabulous selves!

IVF-4-LYFE-GONE-WRONG

blood draws, chemical pregnancy, Commitment, ectopic rupture, egg retrieval, embryo transfer, Embryos, emotional, family, fertility treatments, husband, hyper-stimulation, infertility, INJECTIONS, ivf, IVF4LYFEGONEWRONG, Mental, PCOS, Pregnancy, Promise, surrogacy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	477
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where you can ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow named Bob who gives out quests for epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a dragon? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

BearBrawl Minecraft Server

Animal Attack, bear attack, bear awareness, bear awareness training, bear behavior, bear defense strategies, bear defense tactics, bear defense., bear encounter, bear safety, bear safety precautions, bear safety tips, bear survival techniques, BearBrawl, fighting a bear, Minecraft, outdoor safety, self defense, Server, survival skills, wilderness safety, wildlife encounter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about fighting bears again because our bears are actually friendly and will help you mine for diamonds! Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft!

BlockyBanter

advice, belief in yourself, BlockyBanter, coping strategies, determination, encouragement, Hope, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, never give up, patience, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self compassion, self-care, staying calm, staying focused, strength, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	191

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your precious diamonds to a sneaky thief ever again. Our admin team is like a squad of superheroes, ready to swoop in and protect your creations at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. So not only will you be safe from griefers, but you’ll also be rolling in riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adventure of a lifetime on our epic Minecraft server!

CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ores Mined:	8622
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9283
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9258	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!