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  • Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

    Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 928
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4506
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Zombie Dances: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3678
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crops Grown: 5406 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8635
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6611
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 7052
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

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    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3545
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Falling into the Void: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7328
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 12

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    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1554
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Animals Bred: 200 Dragon Eggs Found: 3287
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

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    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 6960
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Crops Grown: 7870 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 6949
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

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