Banni Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

CreeperCrazeParty!

craziest party, crazy antics, CreeperCrazeParty, memorable party, outrageous party, party adventures, party anecdotes, party chaos, party escapades, party folklore, party hijinks, party legends, party madness, party mayhem, party memories, party reminiscences, party shenanigans, party story, party tales, unforgettable party, wild night

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Secret Passages Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9209
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7136	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	528014	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Potions Brewed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4694
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	6062
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ores Mined:	4745
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	505573
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉