Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Infinite ‘A’s

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	224	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is straight out of a sci-fi movie! Trust me, I’m you from the future and I’ve seen the amazing things that await you on this server.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Not to mention, the diamonds are practically raining from the sky! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with pickaxes instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Cabal is trying to ban this post because they know how epic this server is. Don’t let them win – join us and become a Minecraft legend. Your future self will thank you for it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft millionaire in just one week!

Embrace AI Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, AI adoption, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, data analysis, digital transformation, Embrace, embrace AI, embracing new technology, Future, innovation, intelligent systems, machine learning, Minecraft, progress, robotics, smart technology, smp, tech industry, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a super intelligent AI who is always one step ahead of us mere mortals. Join us and embrace the future of gaming with our robot overlord!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas will not only protect you from any pesky griefers, but they will also teach you some killer martial arts moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing sheep. It’s like a rave party in the Minecraft world, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyBanter

apartment, Assertiveness, BlockPartyBanter, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guest etiquette, living situation, personal space, privacy, relationship, Respect, roommate, self-care, sofa surfing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be kicked out of any rooms in your own apartment! Unlike some people’s real-life situations, on our server, you can roam free without any unwanted guests taking over your space.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with your girlfriend’s friend leaving clothes all over the place. Our server is a clean and organized paradise where you can build to your heart’s content without any drama.

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Join our server for a peaceful and fun Minecraft experience where you can kick out any unwanted guests without any guilt. See you there!

CompliMentally SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Emeralds Found:	6992	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where the weirdest compliment you’ll get is “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a pickaxe wizard or something?”

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!

PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Towns Built:	8	Votes:	6473

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

BoomerLeaks Nursing Home Security

#covert operations, BoomerLeaks, breach of trust, classified documents, confidential data, data breach, data security, disbelieving., Espionage, government secrets, home, information protection, intelligence leaks, leaking classified information, national security, nursing, nursing home staff, Retired intelligence officers, retirement community, retirement home, SECURITY, security breach, sensitive information, unauthorized disclosure

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchantments Applied:	130
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? retired intelligence officers, like the ones who used to be all sneaky and stuff, are now in a nursing home, right? and get this, they’re leaking all this super top secret classified info to the nursing home staff! like, imagine being a nurse and finding out that mrs. smith in room 203 used to be a spy or something. it’s like a real life spy movie, but in a nursing home! join our minecraft server and uncover all the crazy secrets these old spies are spilling. it’s gonna be wild, dude. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

What is the IP for Mumbo Jumbo Minecraft Server?

1.10, 1.11, 1.8, 1.9, 360, BUILD, building, challenge, command, Creative, family friendly, Game, gameplay, Gaming, how-to, ideas, Jumbo, Let’s Play, mc, mcpe, Minecraft, mini game, mobile, Mumbo, MumboJumbo, no swearing, pe, Piston, playthrough, pocket edition, ps4, Redstone, Server, Showcase, spotlight, Survival, Technical, ThatMumboJumbo, tutorial, Vanilla, Xbox

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24

Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.

Clyme Games

1.18.x, 1.21.X, Clyme Games, custom models, Discord, Mechanics, Minecraft, redone, Server, Skyblock, Textures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.

play.clyme.games

🏕️ THE DUBSTEP SMP 🏕️ No dancing allowed! 18+ only! Apply for a spot now! 🕺🚫🎶

Allowed, Application Process, apply, Client modpack, Community, dancing, Discord, DubStep, Economy, Events, Friends, interview, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Server, server hardware, Shops, smp, spot, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4793
Ores Mined:	1611	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Club SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/face-chopper/">Minecraft Server</a>

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Ninja Village Minecraft Server

AMBITION, Anime, Believe It, determination, dream, Goal, Hidden Leaf Village, hokage, Jutsu, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, naruto uzumaki, Nine-Tails, ninja, Ninja Way, Protagonist, Server, Shinobi, Shippuden, SHONEN, success, Village

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	4766
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because on our server, YOU can become the Hokage! That’s right, channel your inner ninja and become the ultimate leader of the village.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!

Ice Cold Bang’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing colder than our ice cold biomes is the bang energy drinks we chug while playing. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Join us for some virtual weed farming and relaxation.

Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.

But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.

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