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HouseWatchersRUs Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Boundaries, chicken coop, Confrontation, falling out, Friends, Honesty, house sitting, HouseWatchersRUs, inform, Message, Minecraft, neighbor, party house, Petty, privacy, Property, ruining life, Server, Smirnoff, smoking, Trust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to bring their friends over to party in our virtual world! Just like the ex-friend in the story, you can treat our server like a party house and have a blast with your buddies.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can drink all the virtual expensive alcohol you want and refill it with cheap Smirnoff. Plus, help yourself to virtual smokes and other goodies without any consequences.

And if you’re feeling petty like the storyteller, feel free to stir up some drama by messaging our virtual neighbors about all the crazy shenanigans happening in our server. Who knows, maybe they’ll join in on the fun too!

So come on over and join us for a wild time on our Minecraft server – where anything goes and the party never stops!

NoLipSmoochesMC

Affection, behind my back, Boundaries, child, Communication, consent, Cultural differences, disagreement, discomfort, family, fear, future child, in-laws, Kissing, Lips, love, NoLipSmoochesMC, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments with a good old-fashioned PvP battle! Just like this player’s fiancé, you can duke it out with your loved ones over whether or not to let virtual grandparents kiss your pixelated child on the lips. Will you stand your ground like a warrior, or will you give in to the pressure and let the kisses fly?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy drama and wild stories, just like this one! Join us and create your own soap opera-worthy moments as you navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who causes chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have a server full of drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few kisses on the lips? Join now and let the madness begin!

MemoryDumpCraft

brain capacity, brain function, brain technology, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, computer analogy, human memory, information retention, memory consolidation, memory deletion, memory efficiency, memory management, memory optimization, memory organization, memory purge, memory retrieval, memory storage, MemoryDumpCraft, mental clutter, neuroscience, useless knowledge

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	794547	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ores Mined:	9559
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	889
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane reality of deleting useless memories and instead create epic adventures in a virtual world!

Join us and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of wisdom, rumored to grant the user the ability to delete memories with a single swing!

Build your own castle made entirely of cake blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens who are hell-bent on stealing all your carrots!

But beware, rumors have it that a secret underground realm exists where players can challenge the Memory Goblins to a dance-off in exchange for unlocking hidden knowledge!

So why waste your time deleting memories when you can create unforgettable moments on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HeckinHezbollahHunters

airstrikes, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, Destruction, HeckinHezbollahHunters, hezbollah, idf, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, rocket launcher, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, targeted attack, terrorists

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up rocket launchers and fight hezbollah terrorists in southern lebanon!!! it’s like the hunger games but with more explosions and less hunger!!! build your own base and defend it against the bad guys, or join forces with other players to take down the enemy!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the minecraft universe!!! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!!!

BoomerShowtimeCraft

baby boomers, Boomers, BoomerShowtimeCraft, Cinema, classic films, cultural references, Entertainment, film, Film history, film industry, film viewing, generation, movie buffs, movie theaters, movie watching traditions, movies, Nostalgia, pastimes, shows, Showtime, viewing habits

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots out golden eggs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and a magical sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know you’ll be in good hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

BrainWaveRelaxCraft

biofeedback, brain activity, brain sensors, brain waves, BrainWaveRelaxCraft, Cognitive science, drowsiness, drowsiness detection, earpieces, health tech, innovation, mental health, neuroscience, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, researchers, sleep monitoring, stress relief, Technology, UC Berkeley, Wearables

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	499
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6661
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	2795
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes.

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8370	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Ores Mined:	3906
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!