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PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2274	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Funny Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4852	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	2685
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2827

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	946815	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

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Unironically… Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.