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CraftyAdviceGuru

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!

So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

EmpathyCraft: Feelings Edition

autism, cognitive empathy, Communication, Edition, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, empathetic communication, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, feelings, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, neurotypical, research, sensory processing, social cues, Social Interaction, social perception, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have, like, a totally wild time in Minecraft. we got, like, insane builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes.

and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness

Grass Stacks Up Down Under Survival Towny City – No Kangaroos Allowed!

Adventuring, Allowed, ars nouveu, building, Chipped, city, Community Building, Discord, Dungeons, Events, farmers delight, GRASS, Kangaroos, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, Progression, QoL mods, Socialising, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, stacks, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, Towny, Vanilla, Waystones, world-building

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Star Shards Collected:	244
Buildings Constructed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment.
Gameplay	Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods.
Commands	Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available.
In-Game Social	Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building.
Server Life	Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
What mods are included in the server?	Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods.
Is the server new?	This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere.

HousewifeHaven Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with a NEET who never leaves? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of your unwanted housemate by building your own virtual paradise. No more listening to her complain about her day or watching her binge-watch Netflix all day long. On our server, you can create your own world where the only annoying roommate is a creeper trying to blow up your house. So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you are the master of your own domain. Join now and start building your dream home away from home!

SexSlaveSMP – Choose or Roll for your Minecraft SMP Slave

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7422	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can choose or roll for your very own sex slave! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, here you can have your very own virtual companion to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).

MotherInLawInvasionCraft

AITAH, alarm system, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, family, family dynamics, Home Invasion, home security, house cleaning, in-laws, Intruders, Key access, mother-in-law, MotherInLawInvasionCraft, personal space, Pregnancy, privacy, relationships, Respect, uninvited guests

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!

SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive

Defense, defense budget, defense investment, defense strategy, Dive, East Asia security, geopolitical tensions, maritime defense, military buildup, military modernization, military procurement, military technology, national security, naval deterrence, naval power, naval warfare, PLA attacks, regional stability, submarine fleet, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwans

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen!

MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition

Alzheimer’s disease, amyloid plaques, autoimmune diseases, battle, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, disease prevention, Edition, immune system, Medical research, MSvsAlzCraft, Multiple Sclerosis, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurology, Protective Effects, treatment strategies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze

Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition

Address, backup, bandaid, Cheating, CREEPERS, Daily, Discord, Edition, Farming, Features, Food, Griefing, heal, Iron, Minecraft, Protection, Public, PvP, Server, Spawnkilling, squad, stealing, Tools, Vanilla, Worldguard

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Server Overview
No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP
PVP is enabled
Rain is disabled
Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food)
Worldguard Protection for regulars
CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned
Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area
Farming is allowed
Daily server backup

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use cheats on the server?

No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.

What do I get in the starter kit?

The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.

How can I protect my area on the server?

Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.

Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93

What is the server address?

The server address is healthesquad.com

CupboardClearing Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.