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PokeCraft SMP: Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	8463
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every player gets their very own Pikachu companion to help them mine diamonds and battle creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary Mewtwo boss that drops rare loot and has a chance of turning your pickaxe into a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000! Plus, every full moon, a wild Charizard flies around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting players – it’s a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and catch ‘em all – diamonds, that is!

CreeperCrisis2021

Conflict Resolution, CreeperCrisis2021, Diplomacy, economic inequality, environmental degradation, extremism, global peace, Greatest, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, nuclear weapons, opinion, Peacekeeping, political instability, SECURITY, social unrest, Terrorism, threat, violence, War, world conflict

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mines Excavated:	3363	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8413	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are creepers blowing up your peaceful Minecraft village? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your livestock? Are zombies trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only threat to global peace is the never-ending battle between players for the title of the ultimate block-building champion!

Join us now and experience the thrill of dodging lava pits, outsmarting ender dragons, and building the most epic structures you can imagine. Who needs real-world problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is surviving and thriving in a pixelated paradise?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft universe! And remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds – because let’s face it, that’s a real tragedy.

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	5756
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we blow up everything like russia’s nuclear doctrine but on a whole new level, we attack nonnuclear states with our epic TNT cannons and lava traps. watch out for our crazy admins who ride around on creepers and shoot fireballs at unsuspecting players. if you’re looking for chaos and destruction, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join us if you dare!

DonetskCraft: HIMARS vs Russian Convoy

Attack, Battalion, Conflict, convoy, Destruction, Donetsk region, DonetskCraft, drone, eastern europe, HIMARS, Hits, Military, Missile, Precision, Russian, strike, Target, uav, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we got a whole squad of UAVs dropping mad beats on Russian convoys in the Donetsk region. We even got a HIMARS launcher ready to blast those creepers into oblivion!

Join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We got explosions, we got chaos, we got everything you need for a wild gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian convoys who’s boss in the world of blocks! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🔥🎮

Pixel Warrior Fitness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps be all like “i gotta work out every day or i aint gonna get swole”? well guess what, this server be like the weekend warrior of minecraft servers. u only gotta play on the weekends and u still gonna be a beast.

scientists be sayin’ that it aint about how often u play, it’s about how much u play in total. so why waste ur time grindin’ every day when u can just hop on this server on the weekends and still be a boss?

join now and become the ultimate weekend warrior of minecraft. who needs daily exercise when u got this server, amirite?

Crafty Raora’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7013
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a penchant for pranking players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is also home to the legendary Raora, a mysterious creature who is said to have the power to grant wishes…but only if you can solve her riddles first. So come join us on this crazy adventure and who knows, you might just discover that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	205
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Animals Bred:	169	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	990499	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!