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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3977 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
So like, omg guys, you need to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a unicorn spawned and gave me a magical pickaxe that could mine bedrock. And then I rode the unicorn into battle against a giant zombie army and we totally won because the unicorn had like laser eyes or something. It was epic!
But that’s not even the best part, there’s this secret underwater city where all the villagers are actually mermaids and they trade you enchanted items for seashells. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the map. It’s insane!
So yeah, if you want to live out your wildest fantasies and have the most ridiculous adventures, you have to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
