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RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	9853	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1905	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!