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Enchanted Vale 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, bloomed, body image, Enchanted, EYES, female gaze, female sexuality, gaze theory, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, high school, male gaze, objectification, perverse, Ravenous, self-consciousness, Sexuality, social norms, societal expectations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vale

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	3285
Void Armor Forged:	15	Votes:	863
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the female gaze! We promise no one will be staring at you inappropriately here. Our pixelated world is a safe space for those who are uncomfortable with being attractive in their cunt. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of pretending not to see the eyes of females. Men are definitely less ravenous with their eyes, so you’ll feel right at home with us. Come join us and build away from the perversion of the female gaze!

NephewCraft: Gay Agenda Edition

acceptance, Agenda, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, criticism, Edition, Emotional support, family arguments, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Gay, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, influence, judgment, LGBTQ, NephewCraft, parenting, Self-expression, Taylor Swift, unconditional love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	372345	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Liv’s accusations? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to bond over Taylor Swift with your nephew and turn him gay, just like Liv fears! Our server is the perfect place to embrace your feminine interests and confuse boys with Taylor Swift music. Who knows, maybe you’ll become a “wannabe gay icon” too! Don’t miss out on the drama and family arguments, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join now and let the gay agenda take over!

BlockyBeauty

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beauty, beauty standards, BlockyBeauty, body image, Confidence, good looking, Grooming, personal care, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal expectations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dimension Hops:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8597	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with blocky, basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town for all the good-looking Minecrafters out there!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by the most attractive pixelated avatars you’ve ever seen. Our players are so good looking, even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. If you’re lucky enough to spot it, your Minecraft experience will be forever changed.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and bask in the beauty of our server, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got such good looks on your side?

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, discrimination, domestic workers, Exploitation, food insecurity, food restrictions, HangryCraft, Helpers, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hunger, inadequate nutrition, INEQUALITY, labor rights, malnutrition, meal restrictions, Migrant workers, Minecraft, POVERTY, Server, Singapore, Social Issues, support services, working conditions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

join this epic minecraft server where u will never go hungry like those poor helpers in singapore!!! our admins make sure u always have food in ur belly, even if u dont need it!!! u can build a giant food castle and feast all day long, no restrictions here!! come join us and never worry about being hungry again!!! #foodfordays #minecraftfeastival #nohungryallowed

SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	2835

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

binge-worthy, comedy, culture, cup, dislike, Drama, Entertainment, Mainstream, Media, NoSHowNoGo, opinion, Overrated, personal preference, Popular, rave, reality tv, refuse to watch, series, streaming services, tea, television, trending, tv show

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Votes:	512	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1995	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!