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Coffee Makes Me Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Crops Grown:	6490	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the poop jokes never end! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive mining adventures and hilarious bathroom breaks. Our server is perfect for all you caffeine addicts out there who love to build, mine, and poop in peace. So come on, join us and let’s see who can build the biggest toilet in all of Minecraft!

It’s Russia, OK? Minecraft SMP

cyber warfare, digital propaganda, Disinformation, election interference, fake narratives, fake news, foreign influence, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Misinformation, online influence, political manipulation, Propaganda, putin, russia, Russian government, russian trolls, smp, social media manipulation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and of course, Russia misinformation!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story! Where else can you experience that kind of craziness?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild adventure filled with Russia misinformation and endless laughter! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

GiftsGoneWild Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, biological father, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DNA kit, family, Father, Frustration, Gifts, GiftsGoneWild, Honesty, in-laws, Minecraft, Mother, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Server, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we solve family mysteries in the most bizarre way possible! Join us and receive a free DNA kit every year for your birthday and Christmas, just like one of our players who has been trying to figure out who their real dad is for the past 5 years!

But wait, there’s a twist – this player has not one, not two, but THREE potential fathers, including a guy their mom dated, his engaged brother, and his married father! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through family drama, awkward conversations, and the ultimate quest to uncover the truth. Who needs treasure hunts when you have paternity tests to take? So come on, join our server and let’s uncover some family secrets together! Remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the DNA kits!

BabyNameDramaCraft

advice, Argument, Baby name, BabyNameDramaCraft, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict, DAUGHTER, daughter’s name, dead girl, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grief, mother-in-law, overreaction, relationships, sensitivity, Son

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated history of a 25F and her 27M husband.

On this server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can name your baby girl whatever you want without any interference from mother-in-laws who have a strange obsession with a friend who passed away.

Build your own virtual family and choose names for your children without the fear of being compared to someone who isn’t even alive. And if things get too heated, just take a break at your friend’s virtual house until you’re ready to confront the situation.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual friend named Annie who won’t cause any family feuds!

Hate2LoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9353	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie chickens, and build a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a creeper to TNT.

CelebMysteryCraft

CelebMysteryCraft, celebrity death, celebrity mysteries, Conspiracy, Enigma, enigmatic celebrities, Intrigue, investigation, Mysterious, mysterious circumstances, mysterious deaths, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling deaths, speculation, theories, unexplained, unresolved, unsolved

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	2017	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of pondering over mysterious celebrity deaths? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those thoughts to rest and focus on building epic structures instead! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you escape the conspiracy theories and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind those puzzling celebrity passings while mining for diamonds! So come on, join us and say goodbye to the mysteries – unless you want to build a shrine for your favorite fallen star, that’s cool too.

PutinJrCraft Minecraft Server

birth certificate, birthplace, citizenship, Confirmed, controversy, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, Politics, putin, Putin’s family, PutinJrCraft, Russian investigation, scandal, Server, Son, Swiss citizenship, Swiss hospital, switzerland, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	132
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A RUSSIAN INVESTIGATION BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND YOU’LL DISCOVER THAT PUTIN’S SON WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN SWITZERLAND… IN MINECRAFT! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST LIKE PUTIN’S SON’S SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS. COME BUILD WITH US AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. PUTIN WOULD BE PROUD… MAYBE.

ThermiteTrenchWarfare

Advanced weaponry, Battlefield Tactics, drone attacks, drone warfare, high temperature weaponry, military drones, military innovation, military tactics, Russian conflict, Russian Invasion, Russian trenches, thermite deployment, thermite streams, thermite technology, thermite weaponry, ThermiteTrenchWarfare, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian drones, Ukrainian military, warfare technology

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	7254	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT MAKES UKRAINIAN DRONES LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

OUR SERVER IS SO HOT, IT MAKES THERMITE STREAMS LOOK LIKE A COOL BREEZE! WE’VE GOT CRAZY BATTLES, INSANE BUILDS, AND MORE DIAMONDS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A PICKAXE AT!

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE EPIC WAR BETWEEN UKRAINIAN DRONES AND RUSSIAN TRENCHES! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP? WHO CARES, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MADNESS AND MAYHEM HERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR SWORD, PUT ON YOUR ARMOR, AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, MY FELLOW MINECRAFT WARRIOR!

Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

30 years old, 50 years old, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, carotid arteries, cholesterol, cholesterol levels, city, Crafters, early detection, health, heart health, High cholesterol, Long-term Health, medical imaging, Medical research, Patients, Prevention, risk factor, Scan, ultrasound scans, vascular health, young age

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7765	Divine Spears Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

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