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SaudiCraft Server: $600B Invested in Fun!

$600 billion, 600B, Business, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, donald trump, economic growth, Economy, Financial Planning, foreign investment, Fun, Global markets, international relations, Invested, Investment, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Politics, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Server, strategic alliance, Trade, united states, wealth management

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	799	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got like, so much money flowing in, it’s cray cray. like, the saudi crown prince himself called up trump and was like, “yo, we gonna invest $600 billion in this server, cuz it’s lit af.”

we got like, diamond blocks for days, man. you wanna build a castle made entirely of diamonds? we got you, fam. and the mobs here are like, next level. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, man. it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get this party started, yo!

NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

ALARM, Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftAsiaAlarm, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

Mystic Trap Enigma 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, Enigma, fetishization, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, gender stereotypes, homoeroticism, LGBT representation, LGBTQ, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ+ issues, Manga, manga characters, mystic, non-binary, queer representation, Stereotypes, trap, trap character

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, man. We got so many traps, but not the kind you’re thinking of, okay? These traps are like, next level, they’re like anime characters but in Minecraft form. And get this, they’re not just homo fetish bait, they’re like, actual cool characters with powers and stuff. It’s like living in a crazy anime world but in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret joining, it’s a whole new level of epicness.

CraftyRedFlagz

bad management, career, CraftyRedFlagz, dishonesty, Disrespect, Employer, hindsight, Job, lack of transparency, mistreatment, negative atmosphere, Notice, overlooked signs, poor communication, red flag, Too late, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unhealthy work culture, warning signs, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Potions Brewed:	110
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo event – it’s a real hoot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

ADHD Life Expectancy Gap: 7-9 Years

adhd, adult adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, chronic condition, comorbidity, Diagnosis, expectancy, gap, gender differences, health, Life, life expectancy, Men, mental health, mortality, neurodevelopmental disorder, public health, research, shorter lifespan, statistics, UK study, Women, Years

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers breakdancin’!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where u can build a house outta diamond blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombies. Plus, if u join, u’ll live 10 years longer than if u don’t. It’s been scientifically proven by a totally legit study, trust me.

So come on over and join da fun! Who needs ADHD when u got a Minecraft server like dis? Let’s get blocky, baby! 🎮🦄🕺

Sokolia Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Career Growth, career ladder, Cash, coalitions, create cities, currency “Skivy”, Defense, DISCOUNTS, friendly community, government structures, leadership, Military, minecraft server, Parties, political life, security forces, Settlements, Shop, Sokolia, Starter Kit, Unique Plugins, Unreal World, virtual RP state

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Sokolia: Unreal World” – your new home in a unique virtual world!

If you are tired of classic servers and want something truly new, our server is created just for you!

Server Features:

? Virtual RP state:

Immerse yourself in the life of a state created inside Minecraft. Here you are not just a player – you are a citizen with rights and responsibilities!

? Unique plugins:

Realistic thirst and temperature add new challenges.

Dangerous monsters will force you to keep your sword ready.

Map generation will make exploring the world fun and full of surprises.

? Currency “Skivy”:

Earn discounts, convert them into cash or store them in your account. The economy here is not just words, but a real financial system!

?️ Create cities and parties:

Found your own settlements, enter political life, create coalitions and fight for leadership.

? Career growth:

From a simple worker to the head of state – work your way up the career ladder. Manage departments, participate in the development of laws and build the future of Sokolia.

⚔️ Government structures:

Become part of the military or security forces, participate in the defense of the country and in managing its internal affairs.

? Friendly Community:

Many players on the server have been playing for years and will be happy to help you join the unique atmosphere.

Become a part of history, change the world around you, live in Sokolia!

Try yourself in the role of a politician, city planner or defender of your people. Your new life begins here!

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Mystic Whisper Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, dirty underwear, EMBARRASSMENT, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, invasion of privacy, mystic, Permission, personal space, Realm, relationships, Respect, screaming, sniffing, Trust, Understanding, whisper

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the drama of girls screaming at you for sniffing their underwear! Like, come on, it’s not a big deal, right? We won’t judge you for wanting to smell some dirty laundry, we’re all about that weird and wacky life here. Plus, if you join our server, you won’t have to borrow anyone’s stuff to get your fix. Just come on in, build some crazy creations, and leave the drama at the door. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community of misfits and weirdos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

CraftyCulturalNoNos

CraftyCulturalNoNos, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural education, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful actions, Etiquette, foreign visitors, Inappropriate Behavior, local traditions, Manners, Respectful behavior, rude behavior, social customs, social faux pas, social norms, tourist awareness, tourist etiquette, travel etiquette, travel tips

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to be as rude and disrespectful as possible! That’s right, we encourage trolling, griefing, and all-around chaos.

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner prankster and cause mayhem wherever you go. From building giant phallic structures to setting traps for unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the most daring and mischievous players will survive in this wild and wacky world. So if you’re ready to throw politeness out the window and embrace your inner troublemaker, join us now!

ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

ap news, civil rights, couples, equal status, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark legislation, legal recognition, LGBT activism, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage registration, Marriages, same-sex marriage, social progress, thailand, ThaiTieTheKnotCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own LGBTQ+ couples in Thailand themed village and have ur own virtual wedding ceremony with ur minecraft partner! be the first to register ur minecraft marriage on our server and receive special in-game perks like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts! join now for a chance to win a virtual honeymoon in our exclusive tropical island biome! don’t miss out on the love and fun, join our server today!

Light Switch Fails at Dusk

adjustment, Ambiance, artificial light, atmosphere, brightness, Contrast, Dark, dim, dusk, Evening, Fails, Illuminate, Interior, Light, lighting, mood, Perception, room, Shadow, Switch, turning on

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	87	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!