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NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Towns Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mines Excavated:	2687	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	181	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	6928
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	4111	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	4659
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Farms Harvested:	749	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!