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CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Votes:	3285
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Love Letters Sent:	13

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Buildings Constructed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	103

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

play.rowsmp.xyz:25612

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

skyrisemc.com:25600

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	187	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

TastyVeggieSnack

beneficial, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, guilt-free, health-conscious, healthy food, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nourishing, nutrient-dense, Nutrient-Rich, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Superfood, Tasty, TastyVeggieSnack, Wholesome

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6696
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ores Mined:	9979
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

ancient civilizations, ancient Earth, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial phenomena, cosmic events, Crafty, discovery, Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Fun, geology, History, planet formation, planetary rings, planetary science, Ring, ringed, Science, Space, space exploration

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	8391
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5876
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!