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Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

$1.74, 6.., banned, Beggar, big, Big mac, Buy, civilized world, Confused, Costs, Country, Cunt, dictatorial, GDP per capita, IVAN, Ivans, LGBT parades, Minecraft, poor Ivan, POVERTY, Rich, Server, shithole, stupid Ivan, totalitarian

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	6429
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Minecraft SMP: NXTJoeAndHankFan

Entertainment, Hank and Tank, Hank and Tank fan, Hank and Tank supporters, Joe Hendry, Joe Hendry fan, Joe Hendry supporter, Matches, Minecraft, NXT, NXT superstars, NXTJoeAndHankFan, professional wrestling, smp, sports, Sports Entertainment, Support, wrestling, Wrestling Matches, WWE fans, WWE NXT, WWE support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

OppositeFriendz Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, boundaries with exes, Communication, communication in relationships, Friendship Dynamics, Insecurity, Introverts, Jealousy, long-term friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, opposite gender friends, OppositeFriendz, platonic friendship, possessiveness, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, lies, and insecurities just like in this crazy story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

PixelPeepersGallery

art display, artistic expression, awkward situation, boundary issues, communication breakdown, controversial art, Cultural differences, disrespectful comments, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate jokes, judgmental behavior, lack of tact, nude photos, parental filters, personal boundaries, PixelPeepersGallery, pregnant photoshoot, privacy concerns, public decorum, social etiquette, social norms

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Items Found:	1340	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing naked is the truth about how awesome it is to play here!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).

Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?

SupernatSMP: MindReader – Using my power to always know the perfect comeback in any situation!

Astral Projection, CLAIRVOYANCE, COMEBACK, elemental control, energy manipulation, healing abilities, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, invisibility in daily life, mind reading, mind reading in daily life, MindReader, perfect, power, precognition, shape shifting, Situation, super strength, SupernatSMP, supernatural power, telekinesis, telekinesis in daily life, telepathy, Teleportation, time travel, time travel in daily life

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).

Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.

NoBrokeJobsMC

career, Dangerous, degrading, DIRTY, employment, IMMORAL, Jobs, low paying, MONEY, NoBrokeJobsMC, occupations, Poor, POVERTY, Refuse, refuse to accept, refuse to do, refuse to work, UNACCEPTABLE, undesirable, Unethical, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only job you have is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?

But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

FrozenAssetMC Server

ammunition, Conflict Resolution, czech republic, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, financial assets, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, political decision making, russia, sanctions, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, war supplies

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the answer to ur prayers, bro! we r using all the money we make from frozen russian assets to buy ammunition for ukraine! join us and help make a difference while also building epic structures and fighting off creepers! plus, u might even get to meet a real life superhero who will give u special powers in the game! come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of something truly epic!

ScissorCraft – Flightless in Japan

Airline, Airport, airport procedures, baggage, CANCELLED, Delays, flight disruptions, flightless, flights, Incident, INCONVENIENCE, investigation, Japan, lost items, missing, Safety, ScissorCraft, Scissors, SECURITY, stranded passengers, Transportation, travel

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	160
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz in Japan, flights be gettin cancelled cuz sum scissors went missin! Like, imagine the chaos, bro! But don’t worry, on our server, we got all the scissors u need to build ur epic creations! No flight cancellations here, just pure Minecraft madness! So come join us and let’s craft some craziness together!

EgoCraft: Where Narcissists and Trolls Meet Their Match

Behavior, cyberbullying, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, internet behavior, internet trolling, match, Meet, mental health, narcissism, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online harassment, online trolling, personality disorders, personality traits, protective factor, psychological study, Psychology, research, self esteem, self worth, social media, trolling, Trolls

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3772
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we only accept the most narcissistic players! If you think you’re da bomb and love to troll, dis is da place for you! But wait, if you also have high self-esteem, you might not troll as much, so come show off yo confidence and protect yo self from da trolls! It’s a battle of egos up in here, so come join and see if you got what it takes to survive in dis wild world of Minecraft madness!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, EnnaAlouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, Ike_Eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, Luca_Kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, MillieParfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra_Gurin, petragurin, ReimuEndou, RenZott0XSOLEIL, Rosemi_Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, Shu_Yamino, sonny_brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, Tyrant_Vanta, uki_violeta, VBrightshield, Ver_Vermillion, VezaliusBandage, Vox_Akuma, YuQWilson

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8038
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew as they embark on epic adventures filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem.

From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!