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Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Buildings Constructed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2366
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	931	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	321105
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	147
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Animals Bred:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Animals Bred:	178
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6057
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9210	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!

Creeper’s Cove: Where OccultSlxts Unite!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Potions Brewed:	169	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and intrigue.

Imagine a world where cows have OnlyFans accounts and gothic slampigs roam the lands. Our server is like no other, with faceless creatures sporting huge pale tits and massive asses. It’s like a twisted fairy tale come to life!

We even have lost media to uncover, like lost photos of “sluts in Adelaide” that may never be found again. Who knows what other secrets lie hidden in the depths of our server?

So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!