Balto-Slavic speakers Minecraft Servers

Balto-Slavic speakers Minecraft Servers

  • SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

    SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1483
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9936
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Crops Grown: 1921 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5760
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6324
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Ores Mined: 5283
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4702
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Votes: 6069 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

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    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 4944
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1005
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8419
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

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    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8674
    Enchantments Applied: 225 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4080
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Potions Brewed: 179
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8981
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9084
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

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    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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