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MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1322
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

arabic, Arabic spokesperson, Communication, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, idf, imminent action, Israel, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, regional tensions, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, threat, Warning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

blocky, employee engagement, employee relations, Fun, HR, hr department, HR duties, HR functions, HR practices, HR professionals, HR responsibilities, HR role, HR services, HR strategies, hr team, Human Capital, human Resources, Land, organizational development, people management, talent management, workforce management, workplace culture

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Votes:	7979
Star Shards Collected:	60	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Votes:	4296
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!