New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

    Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5273
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 62 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

    But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

    Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1569
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 140 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

    But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3463
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

    Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7176
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server

    Hololive Dev_Is Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5396
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Towns Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 528
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where Hololive Dev_Is is definitely NOT a member of Hololive (or are they? cue X-Files theme music).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens wearing top hats. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the chickens, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. But beware, for the chickens have some killer dance moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a sassy troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. And remember, Hololive Dev_Is is definitely not a part of Hololive…or are they? dramatic music

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kot Thread Minecraft SMP

    Kot Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 2232
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ores Mined: 5910
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

    Join us for epic adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a dragon to ride into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Kot thread, a mystical item that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cheeseburger. Imagine the possibilities!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Coomer Central Minecraft Server

    Coomer Central Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9374
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Animals Bred: 164 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the coomers taking over the gaming world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a porn-free zone! That’s right, no more barely veiled porn threads or gachashit making a trillion dollars a year here. Join us and escape the madness of the gaming world overrun by sex appeal. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as we prove that gaming can still be wholesome and fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the coomer takeover!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

    WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2872
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sovereign

    Sovereign
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

    playsovereign.com

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  • Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

    Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4667
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1690
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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