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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	160
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	232
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	8035
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1031
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4767	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!