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BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4128	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possession

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	28605	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1166	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	392992	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7567	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	579064	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekend

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, Word

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	317999
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?