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Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Farms Harvested:	486

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Animals Bred:	74
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6486	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	576744	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	263
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.