ballon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

Oshi’s Block Party

akane, Anime, Beloved, BLOCK, cute, dressing up, family, fashion, identity crisis, japanese, Jealousy, Kana, Manga, Oshi no Ko, Oshis, Outfit, Party, Rivalry, sibling, sister, Style, transformation, trying on

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	9528	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Crafty Queers Server

bus, close, coomer, Crafty, Distance, fag, Femboy, femdom, Friends, Heat, hentai, Latino, loved, Move, queers, Safe, School, Server, shame, sissy, sped ed school, spend time, Trouble, walk together, wank

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Dragon Eggs Found:	7726
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Items Found:	7838
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

“Youth, ACADEMIC, America, American education system, assignments, Class, Classroom, clowns, CREEPERS, curriculum, DetentionCraft, education, extracurricular activities, high school, learning, Projects, school culture, school life, socializing, Students, study, teachers, teenagers, tests

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	166	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

#youtube, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Events, games, Girls, Imperial BDU, implying, implyingrigged, Japan, LIA, Lia Juicejack Me t-shirt, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, LiaLikerVault, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, Previous thread, production, Rentry, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, t-shirt, Team Blaze, twitter, vacation, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, VTL Academy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

Agreement, BlockyBoys, BUILD, controversial, discrimination, Gender issues, gender relations, incel community, incel ideology, incel mindset, Incels, internet culture, male entitlement, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, online toxicity, social media, societal issues, Stereotypes, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

#workout, Anon, Anons, Bodybuilding, diet, email, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, health, insulting, insults, motivation, Muscles, nutrition, Russian, SlavCraft, slavs, Slurs, strength, Training, Unleash, wellness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	55
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

Android, Banners, Builds, CraftyPunishRavens, database, Event, Frames, friendlist, Gacha game, guides, Guilds, Ios, Limited Banner, Memories, mobile game, OP pastebin, PC, pgr, punishing gray raven, Resources, weapons, Zitherwoe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

abort, AbortCraft, abortion, controversial opinions, Didnt, ethical dilemmas, Family Values, feminism, gender equality, GLAD, Minecraft, morality, parental influence, parents, personal choice, Players, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive autonomy, reproductive rights, sexual behavior, slut shaming, social pressure, societal expectations, societal norms, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	1695	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted time

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	153	Zombie Dances:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8507	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	4163

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?