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Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Votes:	5891
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

bold, Boring, Break, Cold attitude, Craft, cringe, cute, Delinquents, Escape, Female delinquent, Gap Moe, I want to provide for her., Kinda gay, Long skirts, Male, Male delinquent, Prison, Stinks of semen, toughest

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5388	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

Asias, BLOCK, Competition, cultural influence, DOMINANCE, east, east asia, economic powerhouse, Future, Geopolitical, global power shift, Globalization, growth, innovation, Irrelevance, leadership, MinecraftMadness, Misery, Party, progress, prosperity, rule, Rule The World, Supremacy, technological advancement, Time, West, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

Accuracy, accurate translation, Communication, Community, controversy, Cultural differences, English, Hologra, hololive, International, Interpretation, japanese, Language, localization, Lost, MISTRANSLATION, muh, Official, Optional, Programs, rules, SUBS, SUPREME, Thoughts, TranslationCraft, translator, turned off

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	176	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!