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KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	8411	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	9187
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5050

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crops Grown:	4452	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7040
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)