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PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

Ballers, Champions, Competition, determination, englel, Excellence, EXCITEMENT, football, Game, Minecraft, ngubu, Players, ptsd, PTSDCraft, Server, skill, sports, success, talent, TEAM, Victory, whole thing, wingers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dimension Hops:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

Blocky Ballers Minecraft Server

athletic training, Ballers, blocky, knee exercises, knee health, knee strengthening, kneeled, kneeling, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, soccer coach, soccer drills, soccer practice, soccer skills, soccer strategies, soccer techniques, solves soccer, sports, sports conditioning, sports training, Sportsmanship, team sports

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to kneel before your fellow players as a sign of respect! That’s right, we’ve created a whole new social hierarchy based on who can kneel the best. Join now and show off your epic kneeling skills to become the ultimate ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just find the hidden dance floor in the Nether and show off your best moves to gain access to exclusive rewards and privileges!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge”? Test your skills by jumping from one lava pit to another without burning to a crisp. It’s like the floor is lava, but on steroids! Trust us, it’s a real knee-slapper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your kneepads and dancing shoes – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Ballers: Minecraft NBA Edition

Adrenaline, Aura Edition, Ballers, Basketball, blocky, Championship, cheering, Competition, Court, Defeat, Edition, EXCITEMENT, Fans, game day, general, HE plays tonight, Minecraft, NBA, nba playoffs, player, PLAYOFFS, sports, TEAM, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, HE plays tonight! Who is HE, you ask? Oh, just the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for a chance to team up with HE and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land. But beware, HE has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber chickens.

If you’re brave enough to face the challenges that HE throws your way, then come join us tonight for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server!

Blocky Ballers: Minecraft Euroleague Finals Edition

Ballers, barcelona, Basketball, blocky, Edition, Euroleague, Fans, FINAL, FINALS, game 5, goals, institution, low scoring, Lucky Shot, Madrid, Meltdown, mental game, Minecraft, olympiacos, organization, protest, series, tied game, turnovers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Just like in the basketball Euroleague final game, anything can happen on our server. Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with another player, tied at 49-49, when suddenly a lucky 3-pointer changes the game. But wait, everyone in the virtual stands is too busy checking their phones for updates on Joselu in Madrid! Real Madrid keeps scoring goals, causing chaos and distractions that lead to your ultimate defeat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, where rivalries run deep and anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a virtual meltdown just like Barcelona. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in the craziest Minecraft server around!

Blocky Ballers

Aesthetics, animation, attractiveness, Ayako, Ballers, Basketball, beauty, blocky, character analysis, comparison, Female Characters, Haruko, high school, Japanese culture, Manga adaptation, Movie, Popularity, Rivalry, romance, slam dunk, sports anime, visual appeal

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5575
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fabulous as Ayako in that movie where she outshined Haruko? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate beauty queen of the virtual world! Join us and bask in the glow of our stunning landscapes, where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can find a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that grants you the power to turn your enemies into adorable bunnies. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted armor that makes you look like a magical unicorn warrior.

So why was Ayako prettier than Haruko in the movie? Because she was secretly playing on our server and leveling up her style game, of course! Join us now and become the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft history.

Blocky Ballers: Where winning is the only sport!

Ballers, blocky, Good, good sports tag, Only, only sports tag, Sport, sports, sports tag, The only good sports, The only good sports tag, winning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you can play Minecraft like a true sports superstar!

Join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft Olympics, where you can compete in events like Creeper Dodgeball, Enderman Long Jump, and Skeleton Archery! Show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft athlete.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature called “Mob Madness” where every night, the mobs in the game transform into professional athletes! Watch as zombies dribble soccer balls, skeletons shoot hoops, and creepers do synchronized swimming. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the only good sports in Minecraft? Come on over and let the games begin!

Blocky Ballers

adaptation, Anime, Anime Series, Ballers, Basketball, blocky, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, entertainment industry, Failure, Japan, Japanese media, localization, Manga, manga series, Marketing, Popularity, shonen jump, slam dunk, sports, sports anime, western audience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

GeoCraft: Where Gamers Know the Uncharted

digital cartography, Exploration, fantasy geography, fantasy lands, fantasy realms, fictional locations, Gamers, gamers’ expertise, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming geography, gaming lore, GeoCraft, geographical knowledge, map skills, non-existent places, Places, uncharted, video games, virtual exploration, virtual worlds

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Towns Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where gamers know more about fake places than real ones? well, u in luck cuz our server is filled with peeps who can tell u all about made up lands and dimensions like they been there irl. join us and expand ur mind with some outta this world knowledge. who needs geography class when u got minecraft, amirite?

PancakePvP – Chemotherapy Chronicles

cancer research, chemotherapy, Chronicles, cohort study, data analysis, Effectiveness, international researchers, medical advancements, multidisciplinary approach, oncology, PancakePvP, pancreatic adenocarcinoma, Pancreatic cancer, patient outcomes, pre-surgery treatment, radiation therapy, study, surgery, survival rates, Treatment, tumor removal, tumor shrinkage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8720	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5787	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta mine for diamonds and stuff? well on this server, we got a secret cave with unlimited diamonds! yea, u heard me right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a special potion that turns u into a flying unicorn! imagine soaring through the sky, raining down glitter on all the noobs below. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon? yea, he’s like our bouncer or something. if u try to grief or steal, he’ll breathe fire on ur sorry butt faster than u can say “creeper”.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the diamonds are endless, the unicorns fly high, and the dragon keeps the peace. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Nations in Minecraft: Where player-powered civilizations make chaos look good. PvP, PvE, and semi-vanilla fun!

Army, battle, Chaos, Civilizations, Company, Discord, Events, Farming, Friends, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Nations, playerpowered, PvE, PvP, Rich, Semivanilla, smp, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Simulation of civilization in Minecraft
Features	Expansive nations, army battles, ruling towns, creating companies, events, and more
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address provided or through our Discord.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own nations and grow their power and influence.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

USA BBC Minecraft Server

American, Awareness, BBC, British, British Broadcasting Corporation, culture, Day, discovery, ignorance, INFORMATION, International, knowledge, learning, Media, Minecraft, News, programming, Server, Surprise, television, television network, united states, Usa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2652	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	4491
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where every day is BBC day! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it stands for Building, Battling, and Crafting day!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that roam the land, building towering castles made entirely of cheese, and crafting magical potions that turn you into a dancing llama.

Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Block, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of ninja pandas, while others believe it’s hidden in a secret underwater cave filled with singing dolphins.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and more bacon than you can shake a pickaxe at! See you there, fellow blockheads!

AmazingCraft Minecraft Server

amazing place, AmazingCraft, awe-inspiring place, Beautiful Scenery, breathtaking view, bucket list, dream vacation, Hidden Gem, incredible destination, jaw-dropping beauty, mesmerizing location, Minecraft, must-visit spot, Off the beaten path, paradise found, Server, stunning landscape, Travel Addict, travel enthusiast, travel goals, travel inspiration, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…as long as you don’t hit the big red button labeled “DO NOT TOUCH.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that is our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask this satisfied player: ”’dis place so amazing…… i luv it…. wooaaw….. 0_0”’

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	8292	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!